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158,266 notes | posted 58 seconds ago via: pizza | @emotionsbye

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

#txt

393 notes | posted 4 minutes ago via: soccerbeth | @alfiewickers

alfiewickers:

x

#NERDS

4,427 notes | posted 5 minutes ago via: maliaskira | @stilestates

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990 notes | posted 10 minutes ago via: cosimagetinmylab | @all-things-orphan-black

thetangledfield:

all-things-orphan-black:

Obviously she was about to say “Whoa, that’s another level of ship,” right? Right?



1,287 notes | posted 2 hours ago via: captain-biscuits | @fromhiddleswithlove

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#TOM

483,854 notes | posted 2 hours ago via: iwilljustkeepburning | @twobaem

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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118,519 notes | posted 2 hours ago via: ouijaboardsexting | @deaneggsandsam

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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418,955 notes | posted 2 hours ago via: whatsacanada | @hectorstaco

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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46,883 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: goregeousity | @i-mahu

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever



176,962 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: joetheklepto | @princessblogonoke

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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#well shit

56,502 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: joetheklepto | @bestpal

bestpal:

please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad



86,502 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: hockeyismyair | @janemba

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

#me

9,374 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: soccerbeth | @salzarslytherin

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#BLESS

99,880 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: alltimejagkmeoff | @twerkforcats

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing i have ever read

#me

394,013 notes | posted 6 hours ago via: pizza | @muareen

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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